Did you have a nice day at school, honey?
You know just the usual, nothing special;
I fell down a mountain and my head rolled away,
I told it to stay, but it went anyway.
I met the Queen she said off with your head,
But instead she cut my hair, so then I was bare.
Went with Santa to have some rum,
Robbed a bank, had to run,
Went to Mars and had a Mars bar,
I went to Starbucks with springbucks.
Had some honey with a bunny,
Ha ha, he was so funny.
Married a sloth with a bad cough,
Went to Australia in a jet,
Came back to London and guess who I met?
Britney, Madonna and Uncle Freddy,
That’s very nice dear,
Your dinner is ready.
By Darcy Melia.